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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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