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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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