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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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