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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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