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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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