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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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