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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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