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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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