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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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