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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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