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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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