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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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