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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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