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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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