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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮
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