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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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