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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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