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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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