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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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