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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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