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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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