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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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