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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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