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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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