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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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