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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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