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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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