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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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