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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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