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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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