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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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