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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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