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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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