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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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