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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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