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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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