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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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