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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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