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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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