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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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