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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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