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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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