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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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