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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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