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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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