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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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