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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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