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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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