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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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