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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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