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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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