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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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